User:Theresa knott/RFC-Texture

Please forgive me for not knowing all of the legal mumbo-jumbo. I will simply speak my mind, (don't worry, it won't take long):

I accuse Tεx τ urε of using scientific notation to represent the value 0.063 as 6.3e-2, which is clearly in violation of policies set forth by the Watch the Wiki Scientific Notation Board of North America and Canada (WtWSNBoNAaC©™®, patent pending).
I accuse Tεx τ urε of hiding satanic messages in his signature, namely: TANSTAAFL. You will note that, when pronounced backwards whilst swimming, it sounds like "Le Fat's Nat".
I accuse Tεx τ urε of having the coolest signature on Wikipedia, which makes me jealous.
I accuse “Texture”, who is most likely sockpuppet of User:Trolling Vandal, of having a red signature which makes other people think it's a broken link and want to write his talk page. — i386 | Talk 17:34, 16 Sep 2004 (UTC)

I ask only that the arbiters do their duty, in as biased a manner as is possible.

func (talk) 16:36, 16 Sep 2004 (UTC)